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Die Nasty

by Citric Dummies

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1.
Many years ago, back when you two first met You should've seen the signs displayed on her jacket Iron cross pin and armband so red Was not a nod to Siouxsie or Motorhead Greeted her sketchy friends with a real big smile But when your back was turned she'd give a Sieg Heil Had you wear a stahlhelm during the love you'd make But now she drives around in a panzer tank Your ex-girlfriend is dating a nazi Your ex-girlfriend is dating a nazi Your ex-girlfriend is dating a nazi Your ex-girlfriend is dating a nazi You thought she was so cool Thought she was outta sight But now she dates a man who advocates genocide As you lament over all of the friends you've lost On social media she denies the holocaust Tells everyone you broke up cuz you lied to her As she's defending all but the first Skrewdriver With her long blonde hair and leather pants so tight You never thought she'd become the queen of the fourth reich Your ex-girlfriend is dating a nazi Your ex-girlfriend is dating a nazi Your ex-girlfriend is dating a nazi Your ex-girlfriend is dating a nazi
2.
B.D.T.C.C.C. 01:36
[censored for violent content]
3.
Born Loser 00:58
When I was born, the doctor said, "This guy here fucking sucks" And then he spit upon my face And gave me a firm punch In early youth, I was too weird For most of my classmates Slammed my head into the wall Did not participate And I don't even care If people point and stare I'm a born loser - a born loser Though strange and quite ugly I get around just fine I walk yelling obscenities Mostly, I curse my life I fit in but don't belong No one makes eye contact Kill my brain with rock and roll As I die a reject And I don't even care If people point and stare I'm a born loser - a born loser
4.
Think you're smart and I wouldn't find out And if I did, I wouldn't run my mouth Too bad - you're on my list Think I'm dumb and I wouldn't care But fuck you, cuz I'm everywhere And you know - you're on my list You're on my list White knuckles grip my grudge You're on my list You can fight, but you're fucked You're on my list I'll never trust you because Now you're on my list Think I don't know where you work Think I won't go fuckin bezerk Too bad - you're on my list Go fuckin' cry on the internet For sympathy cuz you're a sack of shit And you're sad - you're on my list You're on my list For five years, minimum You're on my list We all know what you've done You're on my list Just admit you fucked up Cuz now you're on my list You're on my list You're on my list You're on my list On my list
5.
Pass me the bitters I want me a drink Something real tasty To help me to think Put it in a brass mug To make it cost more Just eighteen dollars The next one is yours Craft cocktails Craft cocktails Craft cocktails Craft cocktails Crafty cocktails I just waxed my mustache Hair shaved on the sides I look like an asshole But I'm really nice I wear a cool apron I'm mixing with style Just give me your wallet I'll serve you a smile Craft cocktails Craft cocktails Craft cocktails Craft cocktails Crafty cocktails Crafty cocktails
6.
Rise up, don't hesitate Cuz I'm the king of brunch Put on your boots now don't be late Cuz I'm the king of brunch Put those pancakes on that plate Make that bacon extra crispy With my eggs, I'll smash the state One mimosa closer to victory Hand me my coffee cake Cuz I'm the king of brunch Breakfast and lunch I make Cuz I'm the king of brunch Add grape jelly to that omelet Stir that coffee with that sausage Hollandaise mixed with my vomit If there's mold please don't just toss it Preheat oven to: Hate Cuz I'm the king of brunch Closer to death with each crepe Cuz I'm the king of brunch The sultan of the souffle I'm the king of brunch The maestro of the muesli I'm the king of brunch Dinner can eat my shit Cuz I'm the king of brunch
7.
Tossin' bottles of my urine On I-85 Sandwich from the gas station Makes me feel so alive Honkin' at all these small cars Tailgate in the fog Then I pull out my pocket knife Poke more holes in my dong Because I drive a truck Because I drive a truck Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Turn signals are for pussies And my wife's tiny dog Big tires and bigger balls Is the name of my blog Rev my engine on side streets Because my car is the law Stick a golf tee in my penis And call it "teeing off" Because I drive a truck Because I drive a truck Because I drive a truck Because I drive a truck Fuck you cuz I'm driving a truck
8.
Got a police siren for my head Got a police siren for my wife Gotta meat my quota for the day Gotta meat my quota for my life Am I good cop or am I bad cop? I look around and I see one, two Two cop, two cop, two cop, two cop Two cops, no robbers How I'll meat my quota for me now? Won't someone please explain to me how Just because that everyone's in jail Doesn't mean that I am going to fail Am I good cop or am I bad cop? I look around and I see one, two Two cop, two cop, two cop, two cop Two cops, no robbers
9.
Go to the dentist at 6 AM Gallon of whisky split between my friend Go on a plane trip at 8 tonight A sheet of acid to sleep through the flight I've got a funeral this afternoon I'll grab some crack, pack up my kazoo I'll smoke a joint of DMT Most of our songs are written on speed I better take drugs I better take drugs I better take drugs I better take drugs I had to babysit most of this week With airplane glue stuck to my cheek I fell asleep in the shopping mall Smoked an ounce of weed in the bathroom stall I'm snortin' paxil Freebasin' zoloft While telling doctors that my dick's too soft Offered some poppers to the head boss Now both my car keys and job are lost I better take drugs I better take drugs I better take drugs I better take drugs Life feels so heavy most of the time You've got your problems, I've got bags of mine And as I lay here, stuck in my bed Two hundred cigarettes gonna fix my head The goin' gets tough The tough gets blowin' I'm takin' ten grams right up my nose and We only do it Cuz the world sucks Make us too busy Demand we give a fuck I better take drugs I better take drugs I better take drugs I better take drugs
10.
Step on Me 01:44
Why don't you step on me Why don't you step on me Why don't you step on me Why don't you step on me I got scars in my brain and I'm goin' insane Because I'm the one for you After a while with your kookoo style On the bottom of your shoe With my big mag light and my hair just right Rolled up in the carpet Treat me like tar at the end of the bar Step on me like I'm shit Why don't you step on me Why don't you step on me Why don't you step on me Why don't you step on me

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The boys are back, the boys are back, spread the word around. Sure it's three old white guys, but so is Viagra Boys and Discharge or whatever other garbage you listen to. Big FU to all the dips at labels that wouldn't put this out to the point I had to!

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released December 15, 2020

Citric Dummies are:
Citric Dummies
Artwork by Nathan Ward (I assume)

Recorded by Garp Rickleman at Father Community College
Mastered by North London Bomb Factory
Songs written by Gin Lemon
Special thanks to Van Halen and Steve Vai
Digital only special garbage can "de-master" by Connie V

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